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Female Tourist:
What is that?
Male Tourist:
It's a famous picture of the monster. But it's fake.
Female Tourist:
How do you know it's fake? It looks real.
Old Angus:
Oh, it's fake alright.
Male Tourist:
Of course it's fake. Everyone knows that.
Old Angus:
We'd know, son. There's more to that photo than meets the eye.
Male Tourist:
Oh ho, really.
Old Angus:
Well, if you'd like to know the real truth.
Female Tourist:
Yeah, I wanna know. Come on, it'll be fun.
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