Beavis and Butt-Head (TV Series)
The Pipe of Doom (1994)
Mike Judge: Beavis, Butt-Head, Tom Anderson, David Van Driessen, Bradley Buzzcut, Principal McVicker, Mr. Stevenson
Quotes
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Butt-head : [looking at a construction pipe] I wonder if they're like pipes for water or pipes for like, crap?
Beavis : It would be cool if they had pipes with crap and turds running through them.
Butt-head : They do, dumbass. How do you think all that crap gets out of your house?
Beavis : It doesn't, it's in my basement in little jars.
Butt-head : That's pretty disgusting Beavis.
Beavis : I know.
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Butt-head : [Being stuck in a construction pipe] C'mon Beavis!
Beavis : I think I got an idea.
Butt-head : Uh, what is it?
Beavis : You could like live in the pipe.
Butt-head : I dont wanna live in a pipe, buttmunch!
Beavis : Yeah, but, like, if you're stuck in a pipe they can't make you go to school.
Butt-head : Oh yeah. But what about chicks?
Beavis : There's chicks in there?
Butt-head : No fartknocker! I'm talking about the chicks I'm gonna be scoring with when I get some chest hairs!
Beavis : You could get the chicks stuck in the pipe with you!
Butt-head : Huh huh, that would be cool.