Cast (in credits order)
| Eric Jacobson | ... | Fozzie Bear / Miss Piggy / Animal / Sam the Eagle | |
| Dave Goelz | ... | Waldorf / Gonzo / Dr. Bunsen Honeydew (as Statler & Waldorf) | |
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| Steve Whitmire | ... | Self (as Statler) | |
| Ashanti | ... | Self (uncredited) | |
| Bill Barretta | ... | Pepe the King Prawn (uncredited) | |
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Tony Basilicato | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Dom DeLuise | ... | Bernie the Agent (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Charles Durning | ... | Doc Hopper (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
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Michael Earl | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
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Olga Felgemacher | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
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Lawrence Gabriel Jr. | ... | Sailor (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| David Alan Grier | ... | Self (uncredited) | |
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Ira F. Grubman | ... | Bartender (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| H.B. Haggerty | ... | Lumberjack (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| David Hasselhoff | ... | Self (uncredited) | |
| Jim Henson | ... | Kermit the Frog / Rowlf (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
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Adam Hunt | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Richard Hunt | ... | Scooter (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Madeline Kahn | ... | El Sleezo Patron (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Tommy Madden | ... | One-Eyed Midget (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Kathryn Mullen | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Jerry Nelson | ... | Camilla / Floyd (voice) (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Frank Oz | ... | Miss Piggy / Fozzie Bear / Motorcycle Guy (voice) (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
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Eren Ozker | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
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Bob Payne | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Austin Pendleton | ... | Max (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
| Kelly Ripa | ... | Self (uncredited) | |
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Arnold Roberts | ... | Cowboy (archive footage) (uncredited) |
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Bruce Schwartz | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
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Buz Suraci | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
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Scott Walker | ... | Frog Killer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Orson Welles | ... | Lew Lord (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
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Caroly Wilcox | ... | Muppet Performer (archive footage) (uncredited) |
| Paul Williams | ... | El Sleezo Pianist (archive footage) (uncredited) | |
