Eddie shows no concern when Joy's new bedroom lamp doesn't work, mainly because his lamp works just fine. Jeff becomes frustrated when he discovers that the other guys aren't forced to go to bed at the same time as their wives.
Jeff hires Eddie and Joy's daughter's loser boyfriend, Doug, as Eddie's substitute teacher while he is suspended. And Joy refuses to back up Eddie when he says that Doug and Allison can't sleep together under their roof.
When a pregnancy scare rattles Eddie and Joy, they decide that they need to take care of business. The mind games begin as Eddie and Joy scheme to get the other to close up shop on their reproductive organs.