South Park (TV Series)

Fun with Veal (2002)

Trey Parker: Stan Marsh, Eric Cartman, Ms. Choksondik, Officer Barbrady, Randy Marsh, Chris Stotch, News Reporter, Mike, Dr. Doctor

Quotes 

• Stan Marsh : Will you help us?

  Eric Cartman : Yes. Yes, I will... If Kyle will kiss my black ass.

  Kyle Broflovski : What?

  Eric Cartman : Just give it a little kiss and I'll help.

  Kyle Broflovski : Screw you, Cartman!

  Eric Cartman : Okay, but if you want my help, you have to give it just a little kiss. Kiss it.

  Stan Marsh : Go on, dude, it's the only way.

  Kyle Broflovski : No!

  Eric Cartman : Kiss it. Come on, kiss it!

  Stan Marsh : Just do it really fast and we can go.

  Kyle Broflovski : Have Butters kiss it.

  Eric Cartman : No, it has to be Kyle.

  [Kyle goes close to Eric's behind, Eric farts in his face] 

  Kyle Broflovski : Ohh!

  Eric Cartman : Aaahahahahaha! Oh man, that was so awesome!

  Kyle Broflovski : Sick, I felt it on my face!

  Stan Marsh : Okay, very funny, Cartman. Now, come on.

  Eric Cartman : Hey, I'm not going with you.

• Stan Marsh : Veal is... little baby cows?

  Rancher Bob : Yeppir.

  Kyle Broflovski : Then why the hell do they call it veal?

  Rancher Bob : Well, if we called it little baby cow, people might not eat it.

• Eric Cartman : Stan, could you hurry it up? I'm freezin' my ass off.

  Kyle Broflovski : You need to freeze some of your ass off.

• Eric Cartman : What are you waiting for? Go kill them, Worf!

  Michael Dorn : I'm not killing anybody.

  Eric Cartman : Some God-damn Klingon you are!

• Kyle Broflovski : [after seeing hippies outside the window protesting for the boys]  Dude, those gaywads are on our side?

  Butters : Oooh, they're all dirty!

  Eric Cartman : What did I tell you, Stan! We saved some baby cows from being eaten and now we're no good dirty goddam hippies!