The Simpsons (TV Series)

Treehouse of Horror II (1991)

Julie Kavner: Marge Simpson

Quotes 

• [Homer awakens with a scream] 

  Marge Simpson : Did you have a nightmare, Homey?

  Homer Simpson : No, Bart bit me!

  Bart Simpson : Hey man, you were crushing me! I tried to scream, but my mouth was full of flab.

• Homer Simpson : [Mr. Burns performs a lobotomy on Homer without anesthesia]  Ow. Ow! Ow!

  Mr. Burns : Oh, will you quit your complaining!

  Smithers : Si, do you know what this means? He is alive!

  Smithers : Oh, you're right, Smithers. I guess I owe you a Coke. And as for you, you clinking, clattering cacophany of colligenous cog and camshifts, take that! Agh!

  [Mr. Burns kicks the robot, which tips and looms over him] 

  Smithers : Run Sir!

  [the robot lands on Mr. Burns, crushing him save for his head] 

  Mr. Burns : Every bone shattered... organs leaking vital fluids... a slight headache... loss of appetite... Smithers, I'm going to die.

  Smithers : Sir, is there nothing I can do?

  Mr. Burns : Well, perhaps. Smithers, go to to my office. In the third drawer of my desk I... surgical tools and some either.

  Homer Simpson : Aaaaaaaah!

  [Homer wakes up] 

  Marge Simpson : Did you have a nightmare, Homie?

  Homer Simpson : No, Bart bit me.

  Bart Simpson : Hey, man, you were crushing me. I tried to scream, but my mouth was full of flab.

  Homer Simpson : Eh, I gotta go shake the doo-whoop-a-dilly. Aaaaaaaah!

  [goes to the bathroom, then he sees Mr. Burns' head grafted onto him in the mirror] 

  Mr. Burns : Perhaps you're wondering why you have two heads. Well my body was crushed, so I had my head grafted onto your, shall we say, ample frame.

  Homer Simpson : [hyperventilating]  I didn't wake up! It's all a dream! It's just a dream!

  Mr. Burns : Oh that's right! It's all a dream! Or is it?

  [laughs evilly] 

• [First lines] 

  [Marge comes out on stage and issues her disclaimer] 

  Marge Simpson : Ahem. Hello, everyone. Before last year's Hallowe'en show, I warned you not to let your children watch. But you did anyway. Mm. Well, this year's episode is even worse. It's scarier, more violent, and I think they snuck in some bad language, too. So please, tuck in your children and...

  [sighs] 

  Marge Simpson : Well, if you didn't listen to me last time, you're not going to now. Enjoy the show.