- Emma Leroy: It's about your friend. She's really rude and you seem blind to it.
- Lacey Burrows: Oh, okay. Oh, I see what's happening here. This is classic transference. You can't stand Oscar's rudeness, so you're projecting it onto Connie.
- Emma Leroy: No, what's happening is you're embarrassed by Connie's rudeness and you're transferring it onto Oscar.
- Lacey Burrows: Not transferring, projecting.
- Emma Leroy: On Oscar?
- Lacey Burrows: To Connie... Oh, wait a second. Who's transferring and who's projecting?
- Emma Leroy: All I know is your friend's a bitch.
- Lacey Burrows: Great news! My friend from college is coming to Dog River.
- Brent LeRoy: Oh, I didn't know you went to college.
- Lacey Burrows: Yeah. It's not a big deal. Everyone goes to college.
- Brent LeRoy: I didn't.
- Hank Yarbo: I didn't.
- Oscar Leroy: I didn't.
- Emma Leroy: I didn't.
- Wanda Dollard: I did... but I don't go around bragging about it.
- Lacey Burrows: [to Brent] I thought just you and I were talking.
- Connie: [to police officer Davis] Well, aren't you a hefty fellow.
- Davis Quinton: Huh?
- Connie: I thought "CHiPs" was canceled, Ponch.
- [Davis looks at his paunch]
- Lacey Burrows: [entering, to Connie] Okay, let's go.
- Connie: Anyway, nice to meet you.
- Lacey Burrows: See you, guys!
- [She leaves with Connie]
- Davis Quinton: Was she just rude to me?
- Karen Pelly: Aw, don't feel bad. Ponch was everybody's favourite.
- Hank Yarbo: Hey, Brent, if everyone thought one of your friends was a big jerk, wouldn't you want to know about it?
- Wanda Dollard: [to Brent] Oh, that reminds me: I need to talk to you about Hank.
- Connie: Would you be my maid of honour?
- Lacey Burrows: Oh, I would be honoured! I thought you would ask Sally.
- Connie: I know. I was Sally's maid of honour when she married Bill.
- Lacey Burrows: Oh, that's right.
- Connie: But now I'm marrying Bill.
- Wanda Dollard: I am giving you a brand new Corner Gas customer discount card.
- Oscar Leroy: But this is just a scrap of paper.
- Wanda Dollard: A true reflection of how we value you as a customer.
- Lacey Burrows: Thanks for coming. This is about Connie. I don't need people who I thought were my friends telling me that my other friend is rude.
- Brent LeRoy: She IS rude.
- Lacey Burrows: I know. That's why I don't need you to tell me.
- Hank Yarbo: You know what I hate?
- Brent LeRoy: When people just out of the blue say, "You know what I hate?"
- Hank Yarbo: No, but that is annoying.