- [Ricky wants to take advantage of a double-your-money-back offer on a box of pancake mix]
- Ricky Nelson: They tell you to do it. It says so right on the box.
- Ozzie Nelson: Well, that's just standard advertising procedure, Ricky. You're not supposed to give those things a literal interpretation.
- David Nelson: He probably doesn't even know what that means.
- Ricky Nelson: Oh yeah?
- David Nelson: OK, what does it mean, then?
- Ricky Nelson: It means ya got it, and you're stuck with it.
- [a delegation from the Hasty Tasty Pancake Company arrive to give the Nelsons double their money back]
- Mr. Crawford: We have a little slogan around the shop, Mr Nelson: A customer who isn't completely satisfied isn't a completely satisfied customer.
- [later, when talking to Harriet]
- Mr. Crawford: We have a little saying around the office, Mrs Nelson: Any complaint's an important matter when it helps our firm make a better batter.