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6.7/10   31 votes
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Director:
Stuart Paul
Contact:
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Genre:
Action | Thriller
Tagline:
Sometimes the road to enlightenment can be a deadly course
Plot:
A mysterious college professor becomes the focus of a murderer investigation when he is framed by his rival, Dr. Crazx, a Pulitzer prize winning psychiatrist. | add synopsis
User Comments:
The most horrible piece of trash i've ever seen....and i loved every minute! more (3 total)

Cast

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Shane Allen ... Crime Scene Cop
Kaylin Arason ... Ally
Ethan Avery ... Young Ammath
Francisco Ayala ... Mr. Rodriguez

Stephanie F. Biela ... Nurse

Wyatt Christopher ... Hospital Orderly
William F. Collard ... Platehead
Benjamin Crick ... Scorpio's Grandad
Montana Davidson ... Sally
Germaine De Leon ... Rebel
Christian Ducal ... Reporter 1
Christian Ducale ... Young Reporter
Emma Ehm ... Little Lulu
Dimitri Filis ... 12 year old Bulwart
Cole Frankel ... Benny
Sarah Gaita ... Young Tears
Danielle Gerken ... Little Shirley
Janet Glassford ... Bulawrt's Mother
Allison Peri Gorelik ... Literary Fan
Jon Greene ... Sergent Sourman
Forrest Hertzberg ... Young Toons
Justin W. Hill ... Willow's Father
Kavin Jensen ... Ammath's Uncle
Noah Knight ... Indian Clerk

Danielle Kremeniuk ... Dean Elkwood
Jeremy La Zelle ... Toons
Montell Lindgren ... Teenage Scorpio

Michael R. Long ... Cop 1

Carl Lundstrom ... Cop 2

John O. Nelson ... Scorpio
MacKenzie Nichol ... Darla
Tyson Nightingale ... Butch
Travis Oates ... Bulwart
Dax Olafson ... Burglar 2
Linsea O'Shea ... Butch's Mum

Jo-Ann Pantoja ... Nurse

Bonnie Paul ... Andrea
Lorna Quigley ... Mrs. Cohen
Robert Randall ... Burlgar 1

Kara Revel ... Mrs. Rosewood
Lenny Rosenberg ... Lab Technician
Dustin Rouleau ... 10 year old Bulwart
Darrel Scott ... Scorpio's Dad

Skyler Shaye ... Lulu

Marcus Shirock ... Ammath
Bentley Shuster ... Young Willow

Kennen Sisco ... Tears

Caitlin Somers ... Willow
Catlin Somers ... Willow
Adam Tyk ... Billyboy
Glen Unger ... Detective Milton

Jon Voight ... Dr. Crazx
Rudy Webber ... Degenerate Man
Stace Williamsom ... Minister
Lucyna Zabawa ... Reporter 2
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Additional Details

MPAA:
Rated R for language, some sexuality and nudity.
Parents Guide:
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Runtime:
Canada:137 min
Country:
New Zealand | USA
Language:
English
Color:
Color | Color (35 mm version)
Sound Mix:
Dolby SR
Certification:
USA:R
Filming Locations:
Kelowna, British Columbia, Canada more
Company:
Daybreak Pacific more

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9 out of 13 people found the following comment useful.
The most horrible piece of trash i've ever seen....and i loved every minute!, 8 June 2006
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Author: monsieurcs from United States

I went into this movie based on the expectation that the movie would have the most ridiculous plot, poorly written characters, an amazingly bad story and terrible acting......and let me tell you, it met EVERY expectation AND MORE! If you love terrible cinema, then run, don't walk, leap over giant obstacles, head butt old ladies, do anything it takes, just SEE this movie.

The movie is about a man named Simon Conjurer that also may or may not be Jesus incarnate, we don't know...but what we DO know is that his long flowing hair did more acting throughout the movie than he did.

Simon Conjurer runs a class that helps people get over their problems or vices. Problems such as over-eating, depression and homosexuality. That's right, homosexuality IS a problem guys.

Conjurer takes the class on an adventure where, one by one, they all have a "realization moment" where they remember something in their past that triggered their current problems. The flash-back's are, quite simply, hilariously bad.

All the while, the class is also being chased by the evil Dr Crazx, a role which will surely ruin Jon Voight's career if seen by the general public. He plays an obsessed chocoholic that may or may not be a homosexual as well. He is horrendous in the movie (at least it has consistency in its putrid nature!)

The movie has no surprises at all, other than the continuing surprise that you'll have at every inept frame that is up on screen. All technical aspects, from editing, lighting, sound design, score, etc, are laughably bad. If you watch the making of Documentary, the director states right at the beginning that "I have no idea how to direct a movie....this should be fun!".....we can tell Mr. Q. Mark, we can tell.

To sum it up, go see this movie before it disappears forever. And laugh your heart out at the absurdity that is The Legend of Simon Conjurer.

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