Illegal Aliens (2007)

Director:

David Giancola

Writers:

David Giancola (story) and
Ben Coello (additional material)

Genre:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Tagline:

You thought they were from another planet.....you were right!

Plot:

"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three...

Plot Keywords:

Alien | Spoof | Chase | Tights | Topless Female Nudity

Cast

Lenise Sorén	...	Cameron
Gladys Jimenez	...	Drew (as Gladise Jimenez)
Anna Nicole Smith	...	Lucy
Chyna	...	Rex (as Joanie Laurer)
Kevin McGuire	...	Syntax
Patrick Burleigh	...	Max Sperling
Michael J. Valentine	...	Valentine
Dennis Lemoine	...	Ray
Mark 'Woody' Keppel	...	Vinnie (as Woody Keppel)
John James	...	Big Tony
Tim Philbin	...	TV Anchor Man
Terry Jarrosak	...	Radio Announcer
Ben Coello	...	Director
Jen Brace	...	Make-Up Artist
Carrie Sterr	...	Script Supervisor
Neal Gilberti	...	Wimpy Bus Driver
Ken Putman	...	Gullible Bus Driver
Jayson Argento	...	Bartender
Steve Nasuta	...	Henchman
A.F. Grant	...	Henchmen
Keith Hannigan	...	Henchman
Chris Carl	...	Henchman
Toby Fitch	...	Bum
Kerrin Jeromin	...	Hot Girl in Hotel
Shawn Michael Dayton	...	Guy in Hotel
Justin Bunnell	...	Crazy Arab
Philip Newman	...	Crazy Arab / Alien Pilot
Timothy Mack	...	Crazy Arab
Dan Mazur	...	Crazy Arab
rest of cast listed alphabetically:
Sammy Danger	...	Biker Thug
Frank Ferruccio	...	Frankie

Directed by
David Giancola

Writing credits
David Giancola		story and screenplay and
Ben Coello		additional material

Produced by
Mary Beth French	....	producer
David Giancola	....	executive producer
A.F. Grant	....	supervising producer
Chuck Harding	....	executive producer
John James	....	executive producer
Zorinah Juan	....	producer
Kevin Rapf	....	producer
Anna Nicole Smith	....	associate producer
Daniel Smith	....	associate producer

Cinematography by
George Lyon

Film Editing by
Nathan Beaman
Justin Bunnell

Casting by
Jan Glaser
Christine Joyce
Gerald I. Wolff

Production Design by
Neal Giberti

Art Direction by
Neal Giberti

Costume Design by
Charlie Newman

Makeup Department
Jen Brace	....	key makeup artist (as Jennifer Brace)
Jessica Oulton	....	assistant makeup artist
Sandy Serrano	....	key hair stylist

Second Unit Director or Assistant Director
Ben Coello	....	second unit director
Carrie Sterr	....	assistant director

Art Department
Corey Tredtin	....	props

Sound Department
Toby Fitch	....	supervising sound editor
Bob Gregory	....	sound
Dan Mazur	....	sound

Visual Effects by
Timothy Mack	....	digital artist
Philip Newman	....	digital artist

Camera and Electrical Department
Seth Bender	....	grip
Ben Coello	....	camera loader
Ben Coello	....	still photographer
Sammy Danger	....	grip and electric production assistant (as Sam Pitts)
Geoff Eads	....	best boy electric
Dan Frauenfelder	....	camera operator
A.F. Grant	....	grip
Chuck Harding	....	key grip
Robert Knowles	....	grip and electric production assistant
Kate Larose	....	second assistant camera
Damon Lemay	....	first assistant camera
Ian Noel	....	grip and electric production assistant
Josiah Pitchforth	....	grip and electric production assistant
Dave Provenzano	....	gaffer
Aaron Tyburski	....	best boy grip

Animation Department
Ken Truhan	....	animator

Costume and Wardrobe Department
Jen Brace	....	costume design assistant
Trisha MaGilton	....	wardrobe stylist
Charlie Newman	....	wardrobe

Editorial Department
John Crowley	....	colorist

Transportation Department
Steve Nasuta	....	transportation supervisor

Other crew
Ed Baran	....	publicist
Ben Coello	....	documentarian
Dan Costantino	....	caterer
Kate Emmanuel	....	office production assistant
Keith Hannigan	....	craft service
Daniel Hodas	....	office production assistant (as Daniel Hondas)
Laura James	....	set production assistant
Phillip James	....	set production assistant
Kerrin Jeromin	....	double: Lenise Soren
Zorinah Juan	....	double: Gladise Jimenez
Jeffery Lane	....	publicist
Christopher Porter	....	craft service
Kevin Rapf	....	documentarian
Jamie Roballaird	....	documentarian
Carrie Sterr	....	script supervisor
Rosemary Straney	....	double: Anna Nicole Smith and Joanie Laurer
Rosemary Straney	....	production coordinator
Noreen Ward	....	production accountant
Kara Weir	....	assistant to producer
Carson Wright	....	set production assistant

Production Companies

• Edgewood Entertainment

Distributors

• Edgewood Entertainment (2007) (USA) (DVD)
• MTI Home Video (2007) (USA) (DVD)

Also Known As:

MPAA:

Rated R for some crude and sex-related humor and language

Runtime:

96 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Certification:

USA:R | Singapore:M18 (DVD rating) | Singapore:NC-16

Filming Locations:

Chile

Company:

Edgewood Entertainment

Trivia:

Anna Nicole Smith's last film.

Goofs:

Miscellaneous: The DVD subtitles contain grossly obvious typos and incorrect transcriptions throughout. For example, "pattern" is frequently transcribed as "patron," and a reference to classic film star "Cary Grant'" is written as "Kari Grant."

Quotes:

Cameron:There's a fork in the microwave!

Movie Connections:

Spoofs Star Wars (1977)

Soundtrack:

Shelly

ohmygod, that was, like, so ohmygod

This guys are geniuses. I mean, aliens flying as pigs through outer space and landing and becoming babes? That is so incredibly smart and funny. Plus, get this. Ana Nicole Smith is playing... you're never going to guess this... are you ready?... a stupid blond bimbo. Can you imagine? Her playing a stupid blond bimbo? That's genius. Where do they come up with this stuff? They must have, like, talent or something, and genius, yeah, genius, and, like, they must be really, really funny people to make this kind of movies.

Anyway, I did give this movie a 2, not a 1, 'cause at one point I almost laughed, when this guy finds JC.

Bottom line, if you want to see Anna Nicole Smith, find some old number of Playboy or something, and if you want to see a comedy, see Hot Fuzz, 'cause that's really funny. But I, for one, can't imagine any possible reason for recommending this movie to anybody.