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Illegal Aliens (2007)

R  |   |  Comedy, Sci-Fi  |  1 May 2007 (USA)
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"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic ... See full summary »

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Drew (as Gladise Jimenez)
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Rex (as Joanie Laurer)
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Max Sperling
Michael J. Valentine ...
Valentine
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Ray
Mark 'Woody' Keppel ...
Vinnie (as Woody Keppel)
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Tim Philbin ...
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Terry Jarrosak ...
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Ben Coello ...
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"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three aliens morph into super-hot babes and arrive to protect Earth from the intergalactic forces of evil. Guided by Syntax, their holographic mentor, these illegal aliens are willing to use every trick in the book and every sexy outfit in their wardrobe to accomplish their mission! This film is filled with high-energy action, low-brow spoofs and the high-camp acting reminiscent of the classic B-Movie genre how else could this film get away with Anna Nicole Smith saving the world? "Illegal Aliens" pokes fun at today's Hollywood and pays tribute to the so-called "Bad Movies" we all love to hate! Written by Anonymous

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You thought they were from another planet.....you were right!

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Rated R for some crude and sex-related humor and language | See all certifications »
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Anna Nicole Smith's last film. See more »

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The DVD subtitles contain grossly obvious typos and incorrect transcriptions throughout. For example, "pattern" is frequently transcribed as "patron," and a reference to classic film star "Cary Grant'" is written as "Kari Grant." See more »

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Rex: [Lucy and Max have been captured by Rex, but are refusing to cooperate with her plans] I have something... a little special for the occasion.
Max Sperling: What is it? Some kind of mind control serum?
Rex: It's much better... mind control suppositories!
[Reveals two large red and white supppositories in her hands. Lucy and Max react in horror]
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No animals were shaved during this production. See more »

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References Charlie's Angels (2000) See more »

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Bad Throwback to the 90's
19 April 2014 | by (Louisville, KY) – See all my reviews

Illegal Aliens (2007)

* 1/2 (out of 4)

Three aliens come to Earth and take the form of hot women so that they can battle evil aliens that are already here and planning on some destruction. ILLEGAL ALIENS is a mostly forgettable picture that managed to pick up some "fame" when its star Anna Nicole Smith died before its release. The film is pretty much a throwback to those cheap "B" straight-to-video releases of the 1990s, something that Smith was quite familiar with. Overall this here is basically just a mix of CHARLIE'S ANGELS and MEN IN BLACK with a few winks to other films including THE TERMINATOR. Was the film awful? Well, yes, but I think that was somewhat the point as the film certainly isn't meaning for anyone to take it too serious. This is obvious just by the extremely cheap special effects and just take a look at the flying pigs early on. After seeing the pigs flying through space, if you're still expecting something serious then you need to check yourself. With that said, the biggest problem with this movie is the same problem as so many other low-budget pictures and that's the fact that it just keeps dragging on for no good reason. Remember the good old days when a "B" movie could be bad yet fun? Remember they ran just over a hour? Well, this bad "B" movie clocks in at 96-minutes, which is about thirty minutes too long. I can't help but think this thing would have been so much more entertaining had the scissors just been taken to it. As for the cast, for the most part everyone is exactly what you'd expect from a film like this. Smith, in her last film role, is pretty forgettable as she really doesn't add anything to the picture, which is somewhat strange considering how she usually had no problems drawing attention to herself.


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