Illegal Aliens (2007)

Director:

David Giancola

Writer:

Ben Coello (screenplay)

Genre:

Comedy | Sci-Fi

Tagline:

You thought they were from another planet.....you were right!

Plot:

"Charlie's Angels" goes sci-fi, with a touch of "Men In Black" thrown in for good measure, when three...

Plot Keywords:

Alien | Spoof | Chase | Bloopers During Credits | Independent Film

Cast

Lenise Sorén	...	Cameron
Gladys Jimenez	...	Drew (as Gladise Jimenez)
Anna Nicole Smith	...	Lucy
Chyna	...	Rex (as Joanie Laurer)
Kevin McGuire	...	Syntax
Patrick Burleigh	...	Max Sperling
Michael J. Valentine	...	Valentine
Dennis Lemoine	...	Ray
Mark 'Woody' Keppel	...	Vinnie (as Woody Keppel)
John James	...	Big Tony
Tim Philbin	...	TV Anchor Man
Terry Jarrosak	...	Radio Announcer
Ben Coello	...	Director
Jen Brace	...	Make-Up Artist
Carrie Sterr	...	Script Supervisor

Runtime:

96 min

Country:

USA

Language:

English

Color:

Color

Aspect Ratio:

1.33 : 1

Certification:

USA:Not Rated | Singapore:M18 (DVD rating) | Singapore:NC-16

Filming Locations:

Chile

Company:

Edgewood Studios

Trivia:

The three main characters (Cameron, Drew, and Lucy) are named after the actresses who played the three leads in Charlie's Angels (2000) and Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (2003): Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore, and Lucy Liu.

Quotes:

Lucy: He's falling pretty fast!

Movie Connections:

References Superman (1941)

Soundtrack:

Shelly

Not especially funny, but likable and pretty sexy "Charlie's Angels" spoof / knockoff

"Charlie's Angels" meets "Men In Black", says the tagline on the DVD cover of "Illegal Aliens", and for once they got it right: like CA this movie has a trio of hot female crime-fighters (in this case, aliens in human form), and like MIB their mission is to protect the Earth from aliens with evil ambitions (add a bit of "Superman II", and you pretty much have the plot mix). Of course this is primarily meant to be a spoof, but too often the humor is forced and stale: fart jokes have never been and will never be very funny, and even the satirical and "breaking the fourth wall" jokes (such as a "Villain Monologue Timer" that appears on the screen, or the director of the film yelling "cut" and talking to the actors) have been done before, and better (remember that "Dead Body Counter" in "Hot Shots Part Deux"?). In her last film appearance, Anna Nicole Smith plays the lightheaded, childlike agent: it's an one-note performance, but she hits that one note well and she's pretty adorable. Joanie Laurer AKA Chyna chews the scenery to the 9th degree, which can get pretty tiresome, but at least she's still in good shape - if she ever wanted to return to wrestling, she looks like she could do it. As Anna's fellow agents, Lenise Sorén and Gladys Jimenez play it more straight and come off the best; they both also have fantastic physiques and the skimpy outfits to show them. In fact, I think that the people who will probably get the most out of this movie are the admirers of athletic female bodies. (**1/2)