Monty Python's Flying Circus (TV Series)

Whither Canada? (1969)

Terry Jones: Italian Teacher, Pepperpot #3, Arthur 'Two Sheds' Jackson, Private, Commentator, Bespectacled Weedy-Lance Corporal, Joke Corporal, German General, Englishman

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• Host : Did you write this symphony in the shed?

  Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson : No!

  Host : Have you written any of your recent works in this shed of yours?

  Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson : No, no, not at all. It's just an ordinary garden shed.

  Host : I see, I see. And you're thinking of buying this second shed to write in!

  Arthur "Two Sheds" Jackson : No, no. Look. This shed business... it doesn't really matter. The sheds aren't important. A few friends call me "Two Sheds" and that's all there is to it. I wish you'd ask me about the music. Everybody talks about the sheds. They've got it out of proportion... I'm a composer. I'm going to get rid of the shed. I'm fed up with it!

  Host : Then you'll be Arthur "No Sheds" Jackson, eh?