"Monty Python's Flying Circus" Whither Canada? (TV Episode 1969) - John Cleese as Voice Over #1, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Mariolini, Pepperpot #2, Interviewer #2, Viking, Sam Trench, General #2, Officer, Joke Victim, Nazi

Nazi : Vot is the big joke?

Interrogated Officer : I can only give you name, rank, and why did the chicken cross the road?
Nazi : I want to know the joke.

Interrogated Officer : All right. How do you make a Nazi cross?

Nazi : [thinking] I don't know. How do you make a Nazi cross?

Interrogated Officer : Tread on his corns.

Nazi : [getting his toes stomped on, he jumps around, shouting in anger] That's not funny!

[he pretends to backhand the officer, with a Gestapo agent clapping to simulate the strikes]

Nazi : Now, if you don't tell me the joke, I shall hit you properly.

Interrogated Officer : I can stand physical pain, you know.

Nazi : Ah, you're no fun.

John Cleese: Voice Over #1, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart, Mariolini, Pepperpot #2, Interviewer #2, Viking, Sam Trench, General #2, Officer, Joke Victim, Nazi