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(TV Series)

(2001)

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[first lines]

Kilwillie: Right, old man. The great day dawns.

Hector: Absolutely. But you know, Kilwillie, I had this strange feeling.

Kilwillie: You're not ill, are you?

Hector: Sweating palms, palpitations. Inability to concentrate, uncontrollable shaking.

Kilwillie: Nothing out of the ordinary there, then.

Hector: Absolutely not. Come on.

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[last lines]

Kilwillie: Well, magical moment.

Molly: To your first-born, Archie.

Hector: And don't hang about.

Archie: Well, the way things are going, I wouldn't hold your breath. Slange.

KilwillieMollyHector: Slange.

[all four down the whiskey, then choke]

Hector: It's gone off. Tough luck, old man.

[starts to laugh]

Hector: It's gone off.

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Archie MacDonald: Go away, and leave me and my barrel to sleep in peace.

Hector Naismith MacDonald: Rotter.

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Kilwillie: Let's all get as squiffy as 40 billy goats!

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Golly Mackenzie: Would you like a beer?

Molly: Oh, no thanks. It always makes me fart. And we can't have flatulence amongst the ruling classes, can we?

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Molly: Oh Duncan, you look like a porn star from the 1970s.

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