Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Good news anyone! The Swedish robot from pi-kea is here with the super collider I ordered.
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Bad news, nobody! The super-collider super-exploded. I need you to take it back and exchange it for a wobbly CD rack and some of those rancid meatballs.
Dr. Zoidberg: [Fry and Leela's muscles hurt after building the supercollider] I've got just the thing: genuine miracle cream I bought from a travelling salesman. "Come one, come all", he said, "Step right up". "This deal sounds too good to be true", I thought. He said I looked like a smart, young man. "So, is it a deal?", I enquired. Two hours later he was gone, with sixty of my dollars. But I have the miracle cream!
Bender: Nine, ten, a big fat hen
[Puffs his cigar]
Bender: The name's Bender.
Fry: Oh, no! Our superpower cream is out of itself!
Turanga Leela: Check under the cap. There may be a caked-in gold mine.
Fry: El Zilcho. I'm afraid we're boned.
Bender: El Zilcho. Hey, is it too late to change my superhero name?
Fry: Wow! A superpowers drug you can rub on your skin? You think it would be something you'd have to freebase.
Turanga Leela: I'm getting a one-day pass for my parents from city hall.
Hermes Conrad: While you're there, can you get me a license to kill?
Turanga Leela: Sure. Fire arms of bare hands?
Hermes Conrad: Which one does piano wire fall under?
Turanga Munda: I'm scared and confused. I think we've wandered into an off-Broadway play.
Turanga Morris: No, there are way too many people.
Turanga Leela: Let's see, which powers do we have. Super strength?
[Leela breaks a table, Fry kicks a hole in the wall]
Turanga Leela: Lickety speed?
[they run to the other end of the room in less than a second]
Turanga Leela: Yes, sir. Ability to command the loyalty of sea creatures?
Fry: Hey, Zoidberg! Get in here!
Dr. Zoidberg: Screw you!
Turanga Leela: Ain't got that.
The Zookeeper: Ah, the superheroes. Or should I say super zeroes?
Fry: That was uncalled for.
Turanga Leela: I can't believe the Zookeeper is late for his own heist. That's just rude.
[the mayor has summoned the New Justice Team, and Fry, Leela and Bender have to leave to get into costume]
Turanga Leela: Oh, I completely forgot, I left my apartment on fire!
Bender: And have to take my LSATs!
Fry: And I can't take life anymore!
[jumps out window]
Turanga Leela: Listen up, New New York! There's a new group of superheroes in town, and we're...
Hattie: Quiet! It's 4:00 AM and I just fell asleep for the first time in thrity years!
Turanga Leela: Sorry!
Turanga Leela: A new era of justice has begun.