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"Futurama" Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch (2003)

Amy Wong: You're going to Nigel 7? Kif's on patrol near there, you could drop me off on the way!
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: We could but we won't. It's a spaceship damn it! Not a prom limousine!
[angry rant]
Professor Hubert Farnsworth: If anyone needs me I'll be in the Angry Dome.

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Bender: What is that fat, ugly thing? A frog? A toad? Or your momma?

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: [surprises Leela in bed] How about I help you finish that dream you were having about me?
Leela: Okay. I was just at this part. Yaaa!
[punches Zapp in the face]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Uh, let's try that a little lower and a lot softer.

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Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Even I laughed at me when I invented this alien cross-species genetic analyzer, but I guess I showed myself.

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Moriarty: Right-oh, gents. It's another simulation gone mad, so murder and mayhem, standard procedure.

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Leela: Well, there goes my DNA. What a disgusting yet beautiful process.
Fry: Well, that's birth for you.

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Kif Kroker: Amy, my love! Is it really you, or have I gone crazy from loneliness?
Bender: Both!

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Bender: They're my booties from when I was a kid.
Amy Wong: They're already bronzed.
Bender: They are bronze.

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: [interrupting Kif's videophone call] Lieutenant, some things came off me and clogged up the drain and... Oh, ho, what's this?
[zooms in on Leela, reading a book]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, well, well. Do my eyes believe me, or is that my bosomy swan, Leela?
Leela: Say again? You're breaking up.
[throws book at videophone]

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Attila the Hun: Stop! Don't shoot fire stick in space canoe! Cause explosive decompression!
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Spare me your space age technobabble, Attila the Hun.

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: Leela! How could you? Our love has had to endure your constant hatred, and now this?
[whining]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Stop testing our love!

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[at Kif's baby shower]
Fry: Hello everyone! Everybody we invited is here.
Dr. Zoidberg: Also Zoidberg!

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Amy Wong: Spirit! Kif, that's the pony I always wanted but my parents said I had too many ponies already.

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Dr. Veins McGee: Well, except for a few broken bones, some internal hemorrhaging, and a partially barfed-up heart, everyone appears fine. Oh, and Kif is pregnant.

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The Grand Midwife: I will now take my leave. I live here, so I won't actually be going anywhere, but you don't have to talk to me anymore.

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Kif Kroker: Leela must have impregnated me when she touched my ungloved hand. That explains the poster in hygiene class: No Glove, No Love.

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: Kif, I'm sensing a very sensual disturbance in the force. Prepare for ship-to-ship intimacy.

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Captain Zapp Brannigan: [interrupting Kif's videophone call] Lieutenant, some things came off me and clogged the drain, so if you could... Oh, ho, what's this?
[zooms in on Leela, reading a book]
Captain Zapp Brannigan: Well, well, well. Do my eyes believe me, or is that my bosomy swan, Leela?
Leela: Say again? You're breaking up.
[throws book at videophone]

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