Marc: Dimitri. Apart from cars. Do you know anything about women?
Dimitri: Women? Sure.
Marc: I'm in love with a woman. I don't know how to handle that.
Dimitri: You're not that handy, huh?
Marc: Not really. I have good will, though.
Dimitri: Listen, Marc. You have to look at her bodywork from a distance.
Marc: She's got nice bodywork.
Dimitri: That's good for a start, Marc. Let's move on. Her engine should run well. Warm and with a lot of feeling. And very important: they must be economical in consumption.
Marc: How do you think I should tempt her?
Dimitri: Don't tempt her. Ignore her, Marc.
Marc: Ignore her?
Dimitri: Yes, Marc. If you ignore a woman, she doesn't feel good about herself and she'll want attention.
Marc: So you mean...
Dimitri: [phone rings] You have to pretend she doesn't exist, Marc. Excuse me.
Marc: Does it work?
Dimitri: Of course it works. I've been doing that all my life, haven't I?