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"The Simpsons" There's Something About Marrying (TV Episode 2005) Poster

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Homer Simpson: [Homer holds up map for a long time so that viewers can read the locations; addresses viewers directly] Have you read them all? Ok, good.

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Patty: Hey, saturated fats. I came to ask you a favor.

Homer Simpson: Let me get my beltsander. Maybe I can grind the ugly off your face.

Patty: Very funny.

Homer Simpson: I wasn't joking!

[Homer pulls out a beltsander, turns it on, and advances on Patty]

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Patty: I need a favor.

Homer Simpson: Hang on, I'll get my belt sander and try to grind the ugly off your face!

Patty: Ha, ha, ha, very funny.

Homer Simpson: I wasn't joking!

[pulls out a belt sander and turns it on]

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Kent Brockman: Now, Reverend Simpson...

Homer Simpson: Please, Kent, call me your Your Holiness.

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