To gain new tourism dollars after a nationwide "Worst City" news report, Springfield legalizes gay marriage. Homer flips on the issue and sees money can be made marrying gay couples when Reverend Lovejoy refuses to do so. Come to find out, a family member is gay and wants Homer to perform the marriage. Written by
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Hey, saturated fats. I came to ask you a favor.
Let me get my beltsander. Maybe I can grind the ugly off your face.
I wasn't joking!
[Homer pulls out a beltsander, turns it on, and advances on Patty
References Sleepless in Seattle
Dude (Looks like a Lady)
Written by Desmond Child
, Joe Perry
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