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Lawyer: Your Honor, my client has instructed me to remind the court how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other men.

Mr. Burns: I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!

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[the lawyer asks Marge's opinion of Dr. Riviera's competence]

Marge: I'm sorry, but my mother said, if you can't say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all.

Homer: [whispering] Will that hold up in court?

Lionel Hutz: No, I've tried it.

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Lisa Simpson: Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?

Lionel Hutz: How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?

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Lenny Leonard: Hey, Simpson, I heard Mr. Burns crushed your boy.

Homer: Yeah. If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr. Burns' office right now and...

Waylon Smithers: SIMPSON!

Homer: Aah!

[coughing]

Waylon Smithers: Mr. Burns wants you to march into his office right now!

Homer: Uh-oh!

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Lionel Hutz: [giving Bart his business card] Here's my card. It turns into a sponge when you put it in water.

Homer: Ooh, classy!

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