Lawyer:
Your Honor, my client has instructed me to remind the court how rich and important he is, and that he is not like other men.
Mr. Burns:
I should be able to run over as many kids as I want!
[
the lawyer asks Marge's opinion of Dr. Riviera's competence]
Marge:
I'm sorry, but my mother said, if you can't say anything nice about someone, you shouldn't say anything at all.
Homer:
[
whispering] Will that hold up in court?
Lionel Hutz:
No, I've tried it.
Lisa Simpson:
Excuse me, Mr. Hutz. Are you a shyster?
Lionel Hutz:
How does a nice little girl like you know a big word like that?
Lenny Leonard:
Hey, Simpson, I heard Mr. Burns crushed your boy.
Homer:
Yeah. If I wasn't so spineless, I'd march into Mr. Burns' office right now and...
Waylon Smithers:
SIMPSON!
Homer:
Aah!
[
coughing]
Waylon Smithers:
Mr. Burns wants you to march into his office right now!
Homer:
Uh-oh!
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