Hurley: Hey man. You gonna put the lime in the coconut and drink 'em both up?
[Sayid doesn't get it]
Hurley: Lime in the coconut? The song?
Sayid: What do you want Hurley?
Jack: You gave him the guns?
Locke: No. I hid them.
Sawyer: That's right, Jack. He's as stupid as you are. You were so busy worrying about each other, you never even saw me coming, did you?
Sawyer: Remember when you said I was all you ever wanted? Well, now you know better.
Sawyer: [after Jack asks him a question while he's typing in the numbers] One second. I'm like *this* close to the highest score on Donkey Kong.
[Charlie is fixing a tent for himself after Claire kicks him out]
Sawyer: Well, well... Look who had to relocate to the suburbs.
[Charlie stares at him]
Sawyer: Ain't that just like a woman? She keeps the house, you get the cheap-ass apartment. Man, I thought these people hated me, but I gotta hand it to you... Stealing a baby, trying to drown it, now that's a new low. You even made Locke take a swing at you. Hell, that's like getting Ghandi to beat his kids.
[Sawyer and Kate are looking around after Sun is attacked]
Kate: It's a hood. Just like the one they put over my head.
Sawyer: No it's not. This one's black, different weave. It's all in the details, and they're wrong.
Kate: Well if it wasn't them, then who?
Kate: Jack, how well do you know Ana-Lucia?
[He looks at her and then looks away]
Kate: It's just... The Others... I was out there with you, heard that man say that if we stayed away they'd leave us alone. And we've left them alone, so why would they attack us a few days later?
Jack: If it wasn't them, then who was it?
Kate: Like I said, how well do you know Ana-Lucia?
Charlie: Sawyer, this idea, all of this, what we did, what made... How does someone think of something like that?
[Sawyer has a flashback]
Sawyer: I'm not a good person, Charlie. Never did a good thing in my life.
Sawyer: That's right Jack, he's as stupid as you are. Now how about you listen up, because I am only going to say this once. You took my stuff. While I was off trying to get us help. To get us rescued. You found my stash, and you took it. My shaving cream, my batteries, and even my beer. And then something else happened.
[Points at Locke and Jack]
Sawyer: You decided that these two boys here were going to tell you what to do, and when to do it. Well I'm done taking orders. And I don't want my stuff back. Hell shaving cream don't matter, batteries don't matter. The only thing that matters now is guns. And if you want one you're going to have to come to me to get it!
[Looks at Sayid and sees that he is mad]
Sawyer: Oh you want to torture me now don't you? Show everybody how civilized you are. Go ahead; but I'll die before I give them back. Then you'll really be screwed won't ya? There's a new sheriff in town boys! Ya'll best get used to it.
Sawyer: You versus Sun - hot oil death match - my money's on you, Sheena.
Kate: Thanks for your vote of confidence.
Hurley: [listening to a radio transmission] You hear how clear that is? That's gotta be close, right?
Sayid: Radio waves at this frequency bounce off the ionosphere. They can travel thousands of miles. It could be coming from anywhere.
Hurley: Or any time...
Hurley: Just kidding, dude.
[the counter is winding down]
Jack: What are you doing here?
Sawyer: One second. I'm like this close to the high score on Donkey Kong.
[Sawyer types in the numbers]
Sawyer: Now, what can I do you for?
Jack: Where's Locke?
Sawyer: I don't know. I think he said something about going to the store for a pack of smokes.
[Jack checks the vault and finds it empty]
Sawyer: Uh oh. Looks like we got ourselves a theft. Who's gonna call the cops?
Jack: Where are they?
Sawyer: Don't look at me. I was just pushing the button.
Sawyer: Looks like the good folks of Island Town are about to form a posse. Get themselves armed up. Hell, I wouldn't be surprised if Jack didn't find that horse of yours, start leading the charge in a big white hat.