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God Entity : Bender, being God isn't easy. If you do too much, people get dependent on you. And if you do nothing, they lose hope. You have to use a light touch, like a safecracker or a pickpocket.
Bender : Or a guy who burns down a bar for the insurance money.
God Entity : Yes, if you make it look like an electrical thing. When you do things right, people won't be sure you've done anything at all.
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Bender : I was God once.
God Entity : I saw. You were doing very well, until everyone died.
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Bender : So do you know I'm going to do something before I do it?
God Entity : Yes.
Bender : What if I do something else?
God Entity : Then I don't know that.
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Philip J. Fry : Bender, you're alive!
Leela : This is by a wide margin the least likely thing that has ever happened.
Bender : Guys, you'll never believe what happened! First I was God, then I met God!
Philip J. Fry : We climbed a mountain and locked up some monks.
Leela : Oh, no, the monks! We forgot to let them out of the laundry room.
Philip J. Fry : Do we have to? They're monks, after all. I'm sure their God will let them out, or at least give them more shoes to eat.
Bender : Fat chance! You can't count on God for jack! He pretty much told me so Himself. Now, come on. If we don't free those monks, no one will.
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Bender : That galaxy is signaling in binary. I should signal back, but I only know enough binary to ask where the bathroom is. You speak English?
God Entity : I do now.
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Bender : O' cruel fate, to be thusly boned! Ask not for whom the bone bones - it bones for thee.
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Malachi's Wife : Malachi Jr., what are you doing?
Malachi, Jr. : I'm practicing hugging dad when he comes back from God.
Bender : Ugh! Gageth me with a spoon.
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[as Malachi's village is being bombarded]
Malachi : Fear not, my Lord. We shall be with you soon.
Bender : You're with me now! This is the maximum level of being with me!
Malachi : We will solve our own problems, as you commanded. The time has come to convert the unbelievers.
Bender : Convert them?
Malachi : To radioactive vapor!
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Bender : Worshipers? This ought to liven up my endless tragic voyage.