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"Futurama" Anthology of Interest II (TV Episode 2002) Poster

(TV Series)

(2002)

Quotes

Fry: All right. It's Saturday night, I have no date, a two-liter bottle of Shasta and my all-Rush mix-tape... Let's rock.

Richard Nixon's Head: Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendo 64.

Fry: Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Monkey's aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head!

Mario: Mamma Mia! The cruel meatball of war has rolled onto our laps and ruined our white pants of peace!

Fry: [Bender is a massive glob of flab. Fry waves his hand in front of Bender's eyes] He's dead.

Professor Ogden Wernstrom: When did he die?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [checks Bender's pulse] Hmm. About 12 hours ago when the party started.

Professor Ogden Wernstrom: But he just said, "Woooo!"

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, that was air escaping from the folds of his fat.

[shoves a glob of fat on Bender]

Bender: [his fat] Woooo!

Turanga Leela: That's so plausible I can't believe it.

Bender: As a robot, I can't feel human emotions, and sometimes that makes me sad.

Bender: So this is what a human body feels like. Hey, where's my antenna? Oh, here it is. It just moved. But I'm not getting any reception. Maybe if I wiggle it a little...

Fry: Bender, no! You'll make God cry!

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: And as for you, my young lad, all you need is a brain.

Fry: Why does everyone keep saying that?

Dr. Zoidberg: Courage. Not enough of it. Need some from what's-his-name.

[the Professor is The Wizard of Oz, Zoidberg is the Cowardly Lion]

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: What do you nice kids want?

Dr. Zoidberg: Nothing. I'm leaving. But if you had extra courage I'd haul it away for you, maybe.

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Oh blithery poop, my cowardly lobster. You don't need courage. After all, who needs courage when you have a gun?

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[Lrrr has invaded Earth on board a spaceship resembling those in the video game "Space Invaders"]

Lrrr: You are defeated. Instead of shooting where I was, you should have shot where I was going to be. Muahahahaha!

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[Fry "plays" Space Invaders]

Fry: I still have a trick or two up my sleeve. Watch as I fire upwards through our own shield!

Bender: [panicked] He's a mad man! A mad man!

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[the winged monkeys have kidnapped everyone except Zoidberg]

Dr. Zoidberg: What, do I smell or something?

[sniffs armpit]

Dr. Zoidberg: Awww...

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Turanga Leela: Who are you people? Haven't I seen you in some copyrighted movie?

Glurmo: [singing] We resemble but are not associated with the Lollipop...

[Nibbler eats him]

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[as the witch, is having trouble watching Leela's group]

Mom: Damn this DSL!

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Richard Nixon's Head: Good evening, ignorant pigs. Put down your crack pipes and your beer bongs and pay attention, as I sign a historic peace accord with ambassador Kong of planet Nintendu 64.

Fry: Wait a second, I know that monkey, his name is Donkey!

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Monkey's aren't donkeys, quit messing with my head!

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Fry: [Bender is a massive glob of flab. Fry waves his hand in front of Bender's eyes] He's dead.

Professor Ogden Wernstrom: When did he die?

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: [checks Bender's pulse] Hmm. About 12 hours ago when the party started.

Professor Ogden Wernstrom: But he just said, "Woooo!"

Professor Hubert Farnsworth: No, that was air escaping the folds in his fat.

[shoves a glob of fat on Bender]

Bender: [his fat] Woooo!

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Bender: Wait! As men of science, are not your minds open to new ideas? I say, "Do not judge me, until you have tried my way of life for yourselves."

[proceeds to gag and gurgle]

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[Bender who had been turned human a week earlier is revealed to be a bloated mess]

Professor Ogden Wernstrom: My God! He needs medical attention!

Dr. Zoidberg: [Examining Bender] Pulse: 300. Liver: failing. Cholesterol: 40?

Turanga Leela: Well, that isn't too bad.

Dr. Zoidberg: No, I mean 40 pounds!

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