- Fry: Incredible. This place is just like the Ancient Egypt of my day.
- Osiran Slavemaster: That is no coincidence, for our people visited your Egypt thousands of years ago.
- Fry: I knew it! Insane theories, one; regular theories, a billion.
- Osiran Slavemaster: We learned many things from the mighty Egyptians, such as pyramid building, space travel, and how to prepare our dead so as to scare Abbott and Costello.
- Fry: Also, Wolfman.
- High Priest: Great wall of prophecy, reveal to us the will of God, so that we may blindly obey!
- Priests: Free us from thought and responsibility!
- High Priest: We shall read things off you!
- Priests: Then do them!
- High Priest: Your words guide us!
- Priests: We're dumb!
- High Priest: We commend the body of our great Pharaoh Hamenthotep to the abode of the damned! The damned good-looking!
- [pause]
- High Priest: Pharaoh commanded me to tell that joke at his funeral.
- High Priest: We hear your voice, O Great Pharaoh! Reveal yourself to us!
- Bender: [emerging from the reeds to pose as the Pharaoh] Behold! I have emerged from the place of spells and fairies!
- High Priest: The prophecy is strange and crudely drawn at best. It indicates that we are here, and our next Pharaoh is over there, near some... tents.
- Bender: [hiding in the reeds] Those are waves, jackass! It's supposed to be a river!
- Fry: Hey, I think I know who the next Pharaoh is.
- Leela: Oh, lord!
- Bender: [whilst being whipped] You call that motivating me? Don't just whip with your arms. The power comes from your hips. Like this.
- [He takes the whip and whips himself. The rest of the slaves arrive with the block]
- Leela: Bender, quit giving the slave drivers pointers!
- Fry: Yeah, remember who your real friends are.
- Bender: I'll tell you who I remember.
- [points out tombs]
- Bender: Enupsis! Pleotut! Whatsisname! He was the greatest of all.
- Bender: [crying] It's so unfair. A debonair robot with a zesty in-your-face outlook doomed to obscurity like the rest of you, especially Leela.
- Bender: [at a rollerblading circle] Hey, everybody! Do the Bender. This move's called the Bender.
- Rollerblader: Yo, Hot Wheels. This circle is about free expression, not fascist moves.
- Prof. Hubert J. Farnsworth: Your basic bending unit is made of an iron-osmium alloy, but Bender was different. Bender had an 0.04% nickel impurity.
- Bender: It's what made me me.
- Bender: [after spray painting a picture of himself with the words "Bender lives large and kicks butt!" on a wall] There. Now no one will forget how I lived or my attitude regarding butt.