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"The Simpsons" The Telltale Head (TV Episode 1990) Poster

(TV Series)

(1990)

Quotes

Bart: Uh, ma'am, what if you're a really good person but you're in a really, really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?

Sunday School Teacher: For the last time, Bart, yes!

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Homer Simpson: [on heaven] I can understand why they wouldn't let in those wild jungle apes, but what about those really smart ones who live among us who rollerskate and smoke cigars?

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Bart: I was wondering, how important is it to be popular?

Homer Simpson: I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world.

Bart: So like, sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?

Homer Simpson: You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?

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Homer Simpson: A boy without mischief is like a bowling ball without a liquid center.

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Barney: How long is this going to take?

Bart: About twenty-two minutes and five seconds.

[the average length of an episode without the commercials]

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Bart: It's just a statue.

Marge Simpson: It's the statue of the trailblazing founder of our town!

Lisa Simpson: It's a symbol of what we can all do if we put our minds to it!

Homer Simpson: Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue? Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?

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Homer: Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue? Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?

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[while listening to a football game on a Walkman in church]

Homer: Please, please, please, please...

Sportscaster: Yes, it's good.

Homer: IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. IT'S GOOD. It's... good to see you all today.

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Trivia | Goofs | Crazy Credits | Alternate Versions | Connections | Soundtracks

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