The Simpsons (TV Series)
The Telltale Head (1990)
Nancy Cartwright: Bart Simpson, Kearney, Girlfriend in Movie
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Quotes
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Bart : It's just a statue.
Marge Simpson : It's the statue of the trailblazing founder of our town!
Lisa Simpson : It's a symbol of what we can all do if we put our minds to it!
Homer Simpson : Just a statue? Is the Statue of Liberty just a statue? Is the Leaning Tower of Pizza just a statue?
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Bart : Uh, ma'am, what if you're a really good person but you're in a really, really, really bad fight and your leg gets gangrene and has to be amputated. Will it be waiting for you in heaven?
Sunday School Teacher : For the last time, Bart, yes!
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Bart : I was wondering, how important is it to be popular?
Homer Simpson : I'm glad you asked, son. Being popular is the most important thing in the world.
Bart : So like, sometimes you can do stuff that you think is pretty bad so other kids will like you better?
Homer Simpson : You're not talking about killing anyone, are you?
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Kearney : [He, Dolph, and Jimbo distract Bart enough he doesn't pay attention and falls off his skateboard, they then laugh] Nice dismount there!
Bart : [Brushing himself off] Didn't hurt.
Kearney : Oh yeah? Let's see you do it again.
Bart : Nah. Might land on my face and end up looking like you.
Kearney : [Dolph and Jimbo laugh, but he of course takes offense and starts to approach Bart] You little punk!
Jimbo : [Stops him] Hey, hey. Leave the kid alone. I like him.
Bart : [Stunned] You do?
