Ned Bigby: [Cookie is dressed in drag] Heeeeeeey! What are you doing?
Simon "Cookie" Cook: Going undercover to find out what Lisa likes in a guy.
Ned Bigby: I don't think it's this!
Evelyn Kwong: Mosely! Boys like you. Why don't they like me? I'M LIKEABLE!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: Wel,, Evelyn... It may be... That you tend to come on too strong.
Evelyn Kwong: I DO NOT COME ON TOO STRONG! Oh! You're right! Teach me. Teach me your expert boy ways!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: I don't think so.
Evelyn Kwong: Please! Please! Please!
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: And I'm not an expert.
[Evelyn continues pleading]
Jennifer Ann 'Moze' Mosely: And begging never works on me.