- Melissa Steadman: I have to wear this tomorrow night. Do you think it's too much of a statement?
- Gary Shepherd: Uh, that depends on what kind of a statement you're trying to make. It's heavy.
- Melissa Steadman: [having found a random loafer in her closet] This isn't yours, is it?
- Gary Shepherd: No. Um, you're gonna fry in this, though. It's supposed to be really hot tomorrow.
- Melissa Steadman: Oh, God, I hope it's not humid. My hair will frizz. I'll look like Bob Dylan in drag.
- Ellyn Warren: Aunt Loraine is dead meat.
- Melissa Steadman: Everyone in my family knows better. Everyone in my life knows better.
- Ellyn Warren: But blind dates are so much fun and so stress-free.
- Melissa Steadman: Yeah, always meet them at the restaurant. It's much faster to say goodbye in the parking lot with the motor running.
- Lee Owens: Well, Gary seems like a nice guy. How long were you guys together?
- Melissa Steadman: What makes you think we were together?
- Lee Owens: Oh, you know, there's that tension between two people.
- Melissa Steadman: Tension? What tension? There wasn't any tension.
- Lee Owens: Uh, okay.
- Melissa Steadman: There wasn't any tension!