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Shifty man: Well?

Indiana Jones: I hear the price of cabbage is high this year.

Shifty man: Not as high as the price of beats. Beats, they're outrageous.

Indiana Jones: On the other hand, carrots are a dime a dozen. I'd stock up on them if I were you.

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Indiana Jones: I've been lighting matches out here for two hours. Haven't you seen me?

Shifty man: Of course not. I'm blind, you idiot.

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Very Big Man - Ministery of Telephones: If the removal department had removed your phone, sir, there'd be a form accordingly and as you can see

[holds up an empty tray]

Very Big Man - Ministery of Telephones: there isn't one.

[taps the tray]

Very Big Man - Ministery of Telephones: So we can't have removed it. Naturally therefore, we can't replace it.

Indiana Jones: Perhaps someone removed it, but didn't fill out the form?

Very Big Man - Ministery of Telephones: In other words, a theft.

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Indiana Jones: This is absolutely ridiculous. All I want is a new phone. I went to the ministry of phones and my form blew out the window. and then I went out onto the ledge and pidgeon knocked it into the street. and a man stepped on it. And then I had to chase after a tram and a woman hit me with her handbag and so I went to the police. They made me fill it out in German. And then they gave me the third degree and then they put me in jail.

Franz Kafka: What you're saying is, you're upset.

Indiana Jones: No, I'm not upset, I'm incandescent with rage!

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Indiana Jones: Mr. Kafka, I'll never forget this.

Franz Kafka: Oh, you can even make bureaucracy interesting, if you have a little imagination.

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The Prague Spy: All I can say is: if that telephone is not installed in the apartment first thing in the morning, I will have you shot as a traitor.

Indiana Jones: It will be.

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Indiana Jones: I guess you'll connect it up now, right?

2nd Installer: Connect it up? To the wires you mean?

Indiana Jones: Well yeah, the wires.

1st Installer: Eh, we're telephone installers, eh, Mr. Shubelgruber.

2nd Installer: We wouldn't dream of connecting them.

1st Installer: No, that's eh...

2nd Installer: Connections.

1st Installer: Connections, that's right.

2nd Installer: Naturally.

1st Installer: Of course.

2nd Installer: That's an entirely different department.

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