The Young Indiana Jones Chronicles (TV Series)

Austria, March 1917 (1992)

George Hall: Old Indy

Quotes 

• Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : And that's how we got the emperor's letter out of Austria. Sadly though, the Kaiser got wind of what the emperor was up to. He called the kid in on the carpet, gave 'em a real dressing down. I don't know what pressure he applied, or what force he used, but he forced emperor Karl to go back on his promise. So, the war dragged on for another year. A few more million lives were lost. Karl's prediction came true: the thousand year monarchy crumbled. He was the last emperor of Austria.

  Postal Woman : What a drag!

• Postal Woman : [old Indy is grabbing around in a US mail box]  Once you dropped something in that box, it becomes the property of the U.S. government until delivery.

  Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : Oh, dear me. I haven't had so much trouble delivering a package since the incident in Vienna back when I was a spy.

  Postal Woman : Spy? You mean like James Bond?

  Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : I mean a real spy in the war!

  Postal Woman : What war?

  Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : World War One. Of course we didn't number it back at the time, because we had no idea there was gonna be a sequel.

• Dr. Henry 'Indiana' Jones, Jr. : [to female postal worker]  You know, I've always had a thing for ladies in uniform.

  [she laughs]