Christine Hughes: We're going out to dinner.
Greg Warner: Where're you going?
Christine Hughes: P.F. Chang's.
Jimmy Hughes: [at the same time] Hooters.
Christine Hughes: P.F. Chang Hooter's. It's one of those new hybrid restaurants.
Jimmy Hughes: Yeah, there's no MSG in the food and there's no... silicon in the waitresses.
Greg Warner: I know one person who couldn't work there.
Kim Warner: What, you wanna see Monica's new boobs in her bathing suit?
Greg Warner: No, no, not in her bathing suit.
Mr. Savitsky: I'd make you pay for this out of your salary if it wouldn't take 200 years.
Christine Hughes: [Greg is having to wear a security guard uniform] Watch out, here come Barney Fife!
Greg Warner: Very funny, Aunt By-otch.