Madame Francine's girl midget cousin keeps being drug back to a mysterious black freighter from China, The Murphy Brown, supposedly only containing the finest silk. Reconstruction administrator Colton suspects smuggling, but lacks evidence so he assigns Derringer and Pahoo to use not-quite-legal methods to investigate, and to protect the adorable, pug-nosed Irish waif Gidget from being silenced. Written by
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Madam Francine was portrayed by Frances Bergen who was married to Edgar Bergen and is the mother of Candice Bergen. See more
I've heard about his kind as far away as Dublin. He's one of those scalpin' aborigines that goes about half-naked lifting the hair off of decent folk.
Oh, not any more. He's housebroken.