Minya: I expect more from the god of war. I mean without his powers he's just another man. Just another big ol', leather-clad, well-muscled, gorgeous, hunka bad boy... man.
Gabrielle: How are your hormones?
Minya: Raging! I think I'll go see Hower.
Joxer: "Gabrielle awoke with a jerk." Gabrielle awoke with a jerk, that's a funny phrase.
Ares: She is so darned good at it. You know... what she did when I had her on trial for her life... it... it was amazing!
Gabrielle: Well, how about what she pulled off with the Furies?
Ares: Oh... it was brilliant. Yeah. And she does it all with that... that steely gaze, you know?
Gabrielle: Oh, yeah. I've seen that one a few times.
Barbarian Leader: We fight with the heart of a lion!
Aphrodite: And you run with the legs of a chicken!