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"Xena: Warrior Princess" The Quill Is Mightier... (TV Episode 1998) Poster

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Minya: I expect more from the god of war. I mean without his powers he's just another man. Just another big ol', leather-clad, well-muscled, gorgeous, hunka bad boy... man.

Gabrielle: How are your hormones?

Minya: Raging! I think I'll go see Hower.

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Joxer: "Gabrielle awoke with a jerk." Gabrielle awoke with a jerk, that's a funny phrase.

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Ares: She is so darned good at it. You know... what she did when I had her on trial for her life... it... it was amazing!

Gabrielle: Well, how about what she pulled off with the Furies?

Ares: Oh... it was brilliant. Yeah. And she does it all with that... that steely gaze, you know?

Gabrielle: Oh, yeah. I've seen that one a few times.

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Barbarian Leader: We fight with the heart of a lion!

Aphrodite: And you run with the legs of a chicken!

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[Xena has been fishing and Joxer smells the fish]

Joxer: Wait. Did I smell something?

Aphrodite: Lay off of me, turkey!

Joxer: No. Oh, it's fish!

Aphrodite: I'm new to this mortal hygiene thing!

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