Discord: So, you're saying that your *horse* killed her?
Xena: In self-defense!
Discord: But I can't take back a horse! I don't *do* animals!
Minya: That's not what I heard!
Discord: UGH! This job sucks!
Discord: [Irritated because Xena has not yet solved the murder] Look, Xena, I'm tired of being jerked around!
Xena: [with a straight face] You gave me 'till sunrise to jerk you around!
Discord: I lied!
[Discord uses her powers to make the clock become lower with sand. She laughs]
Discord: Time flies when I'm having fun!
Xena: Autolycus. I wouldn't have picked you for a party boy...
Autolycus: Well, call me sentimental, but, uh, I hear the words, "cake and ice cream" and I'm there!
Discord: [Xena kicks open the door to Ravenica's room. The key in the lock falls out. Xena moves to Ravenica and turns her over. Ravenica has a dagger in her chest. A man in leather shorts attacks Xena. She kicks him and is about to punch his face. Discord sits up on the bed] NO! STOP! Not the face!
Xena: You're right. I should start at the bottom!
Discord: [Xena moves to kick him, but Discord sends her flying back with a bolt from her hands. Xena stands] Try that again, you'll be booking a cruise to Tartarus with your friend here, Xena! Oh, sure, I know who you are. All Olympus knows the Warrior Princess. Ares has made sure of that. He's also made me, Goddess of Retribution. Discord's the name!
Xena: Retribution, huh?
Xena: Guess you gotta start somewhere!
Discord: Where I'll start is with the person who did this. Hand him over!
Xena: [shrugs to the guy she first found] He's all yours.
Discord: Very funny, but it just so happens he was... otherwise engaged.
Discord: So, cut the comedy.
Xena: You think *I* did it?
Discord: I wish. But unfortunately, I saw enough to know it wasn't you...
Xena: The only other people here are my family and friends.
Xena: You're saying one of them is the murderer?
Discord: No, you're telling me. After all, it takes one to know one, right? And somebody did kill her.
Xena: Clearly, but...
Discord: No "but"s! You either cough up the killer by sunrise, or I take one of your buddies! Your choice. But either way, someone's gonna pay!
Discord: Thanks for the help, tall, dark and... mortal.
Discord: I should have known Xena wouldn't have the guts to turn in her own mom.
[Discord raises a bow and pulls back the arrow, pointing it at Cyrene. Xena frantically uses her chakram to stop the arrow as it fires at her mother. She looks up at Discord]
Discord: What's the big idea? I thought you were the poster girl for truth and justice.
Xena: I am, when I'm sure it's being served. And I'm not.
Xena: Come on, Discord, ya gave me 'til sunrise, remember?
Discord: FINE! Play your little detective games, but time is running out!