Meg: Give me an A! A! Give me an R! R! Give me an S! S! Give me an E! E! Whaddya got? Goooooo Ares!
Ares: Just out of curiosity... What would have happened here today if I'd really been asking for your hand in marriage, no strings attached?
Xena: [after kissing Ares] Guess you'll never know.
Joxer: You know, Xena... Denial ain't just a river in Europe.
Xena: The Nile's in Africa.
Joxer: It's that long?