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"Xena: Warrior Princess" Old Ares Had a Farm (TV Episode 2001) Poster

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Xena: My grandmother used to sit in this chair and rock and tell me stories of the Olympian gods.

Ares: Bet she didn't know you'd grow up to kill most of them.

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Xena: Who are you?

Zeke: [caught off guard] They call me "Battling Zeke."

Xena: [with a little half-smile] Nobody ever called you that, you just made that up. But unless you want to be known as "dead Zeke," you'll be moving on.

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Xena: Ares, you've gotta do something that no one would ever suspect of you.

Ares: Like what?

Xena: How are you at shovelin' shit?

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Ares: [caught in a "sandwich" in bed between Xena and Gabrielle] I'm in Tartarus!

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