Xena: My grandmother used to sit in this chair and rock and tell me stories of the Olympian gods.
Ares: Bet she didn't know you'd grow up to kill most of them.
Xena: Who are you?
Zeke: [caught off guard] They call me "Battling Zeke."
Xena: [with a little half-smile] Nobody ever called you that, you just made that up. But unless you want to be known as "dead Zeke," you'll be moving on.
Xena: Ares, you've gotta do something that no one would ever suspect of you.
Ares: Like what?
Xena: How are you at shovelin' shit?