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"Xena: Warrior Princess" Animal Attraction (TV Episode 1999) Poster

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Xena: Maybe you didn't hear me, Doctor. Getting pregnant requires a certain physical element that I haven't had for a long time... I'm talking a VERY long time. I am a love-free zone, so it is utterly *impossible* that I be up the duff! What's your diagnosis *now*?

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Gabrielle: You don't have the slightest idea?

Xena: No. Look, we've been through this a thousand times. I don't.

Gabrielle: How can you not know? I just find that hard to believe, you know.

Xena: Tell me.

Gabrielle: Ares. Maybe he did... a god thing.

Xena: No.

Gabrielle: OK, fine. When was the last time we saw Hercules?

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Gabrielle: Come on, Xena. Race ya to Greece?

Xena: I don't know if you're ready for that.

Gabrielle: Are you chicken?

Xena: No, just being considerate. We race to Greece, and you won't be able to walk straight for a month.

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Joxer: [to Amarice] What do you know about guys? You're an Amazon! All you know is shopping for bows and arrows and emasculation!

Amarice: I know you don't have to live with pigs to recognize one!

Joxer: You know? I'm so glad all women aren't like you!

Amarice: All the women I know are. We don't need a man to get along. In fact as far as they're concerned you guys are totally dispensable!

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