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"The X-Files" Two Fathers (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: I've done as you asked, now I would like you to do for me.

The Cigarette Smoking Man: ...Do for you?

FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: I think I'm entitled.

The Cigarette Smoking Man: To?

FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: The truth. The truth about my mother. She won't tell me.

The Cigarette Smoking Man: 'Cause you won't believe her. Maybe you won't believe me. Maybe it's better not to know.

FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: I need to know!

The Cigarette Smoking Man: You need to show me that you're capable of handling the responsibility that comes with this knowledge.

FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: Don't try me, old man!

[CSM smacks him]

The Cigarette Smoking Man: I gave you responsibility, I gave you a position, I gave you the things you couldn't get yourself and you can't do the job!

FBI Special Agent Jeffrey Spender: Keeping Fox Mulder down is not a job, it's your dirty work!

[CSM smacks him harder]

The Cigarette Smoking Man: You *pale* to Fox Mulder.

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The Cigarette Smoking Man: Treachery is the inevitable result of all affairs. Every man believes he has his own good reason...

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[referring to his and Scully's discovery of the Smoking Man's identity in the FBI's database]

Fox Mulder: Smokey's got a name.

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[after playing basketball, Mulder approaches Scully]

Fox Mulder: Hey, homegirl. Word up.

Dana Scully: Mulder, it's my distinct impression that you just cheated, and that you're not coming in again today.

Fox Mulder: Oh, Scully, I got game!

Dana Scully: Yeah, you got so much game that I'm wondering if you have any work left in you.

Fox Mulder: I'm ready to J-O-B, just not on some jagoff shoeshine tip.

Dana Scully: No jagoff shoeshine tip?

Fox Mulder: No background checkin' jagoff shoeshine tip.

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