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"The X-Files" Arcadia (TV Episode 1999) Poster

(TV Series)

(1999)

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Gordy: So, how was your first night? Peaceful?

Mulder: It was wonderful. We just spooned up and fell asleep like little baby cats. Isn't that right, honey bunch?

Dana Scully: That's right, poopy head.

[Mulder and Scully are posing as husband and wife]

Mulder: Wow. Admit it, you just want to play house. Woman! Get back in here and make me a sandwich!

[Scully throws a rubber glove at him]

Mulder: Did I not make myself clear?

[Mulder and Scully are undercover as newlyweds]

Mulder: You wanna make that honeymoon video now?

[Mulder and Scully are undercover as newlyweds]

Win Shroeder: So, where'd you two meet?

Mulder: Actually it was a UFO conference.

Win Shroeder: Flying saucers? Interesting. Wouldn't have thought you folks would've been into that.

Mulder: Well it's not me so much as Laura.

[puts his arm around Scully]

Mulder: She's quite the new-ager. She's into those magnetic bracelets and crystals and mood rings, what have you. I mean, God bless her, she's a sucker for all that stuff.

[undercover as newlyweds, Mulder taps the bed suggestively]

Mulder: Come on, Laura. We're married now.

Dana Scully: Scully. Mulder, good night.

[a bulldozer is tearing up the front lawn; the neighbors watch in horror]

Pat Verlander: What in God's name are you doing?

Mulder: Putting in a pool!

[playing basketball at night, Win angrily walks toward him]

Mulder: Hey, Win! Wanna play Horse?

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Gene Gogolak: FBI? What did I do?

Mulder: Let's start with the Klines. You're responsible for them being in little pieces in my front yard. You gave them that lawn ornament. The guy with the axe.

Gene Gogolak: Whirligig.

Mulder: Yeah, whirligig. It's tacky enough to break your rules and your CCRs - tacky enough to mark the Klines for death.

Gene Gogolak: Won't that sound good in a court of law? When the judge asks you who killed the Klines, what exactly are you going to tell him?

Mulder: [Looking around Gogolak's house he finds] A tulpa. It's a Tibetan thought-form. It's a living, breathing creature willed into existence by someone who possesses that ability - an ability I think you picked up on your whirligig-buying excursions to the Far East. Why'd you do it? I mean, is it so damn important for everybody to have the same color mailbox?

Gene Gogolak: It's important that people fit in.

Mulder: But you didn't know exactly what you were getting into, did you? I mean, you can summon its existence, but... You can give it life, but you can't control it. The best you can hope for is to stay out of its way.

Gene Gogolak: Son, my lawyers are going to make you sound so stupid that not only will I never see the inside of a jail cell, but you'll be signing all your paychecks straight to me.

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Big Mike Raskin: It's come for you, Laura. You can't make a noise. Shh. Shh.

Dana Scully: [All messed up] Mike. What happened to you?

Big Mike Raskin: You have to get out of here.

Dana Scully: [Heavy footsteps] Why? What are you talking about? Who's downstairs?

Big Mike Raskin: Shh, shh, shh.

Dana Scully: Mike... Who did this to you?

Big Mike Raskin: The Ubermenscher. It's our fault. The original homeowners - we asked for it and now we can't stop it.

Dana Scully: Stop what, Mike?

Big Mike Raskin: [Grunting] I tried to give it Shroeder. You know, tit-for-tat. Just like Shroeder did for me.

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Dana Scully: Third warning... toilet seat

[Mulder jumps on bed. Scully comes out of bathroom with lime green face mask on... Mulder looks up at her in shock]

Mulder: D'OH !

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[Mulder in bed pats the covers several times as he looks at Scully raising his eye brows like Groucho Marx beckoning her to come lie in bed with him]

Mulder: Come on Laura... were married now

Dana Scully: It's Scully... Mulder... Good night

Mulder: [Mulder gets outta bed as he passes Scully] The thrill is gone

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Gene Gogolak: Your new neighbors are FBI agents. But don't worry, not for long.

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Cami Schroeder: [when Win considers saving Gene] Don't. He deserves what's coming to him.

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