Wonderfalls (TV Series)

Wound-up Penguin (2004)

Scotch Ellis Loring: Muse

Quotes 

• Jaye Tyler : Just so we're clear, calling a girl the devil in front of the boy she likes, not the best way to keep a friend.

  Sister Katrina : You're not my friend. You're a liar. And so's the devil. I'm not friends with the devil. Or with liars. Devil!

  Jaye Tyler : I'm not a liar. Not in this instance, anyway.

  Sister Katrina : You bet Father Scofield you could restore my faith in 24 hours, and then you pretended to be my friend. Are you pentecostal? Are you trying to scare God into my dirty, sinful, hellbound, unsaved heart?

  Jaye Tyler : I didn't pretend to be your friend. I was forced to be your friend. Those are two very different things.

  Sister Katrina : You're horrible. You make up this story about demons talking to you through plastic animals when nothing talks to you, just like nothing talks to me.

  Jaye Tyler : I didn't make anything up.

  Muse : [through the wax lion on her car's dashboard]  Break the taillight.

  Jaye Tyler : Ha! You see? It's talking to me right now.

  Sister Katrina : For God's sake.

  Jaye Tyler : Maybe. Maybe it is for God's sake.

  Muse : Break the taillight.

  Jaye Tyler : Except it's telling me to break a taillight. Which is vandalism, which is the devil's work, which is why one little exorcism isn't too much to ask.