Wonderfalls (TV Series)
Karma Chameleon (2004)
Katie Finneran: Sharon Tyler
Quotes
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Sharon Tyler : She must be nuts if she thinks you inspire...
Jaye : ...with effortless and undemanding style.
Sharon Tyler : Well look at that, you've inspired me to walk to my car. And now you've inspired me to leave.
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Darrin Tyler : [reading Bianca's article about Jaye] "Like the falls of Niagara which rage at the center of her little town, some powerful force forever threatens to sweep Jen into roiling chaos. It is a force against which she struggles, a power she cannot name. Whether it is the undertow of contemporary life or something more ancient, life as it has always been, Jen will continue to struggle, to thrash and fight, yet in her most personal, unguarded moments, she will speak of a calm pool, a place where the waters become still and the chaos abates, a place where a father's wisdom, a mother's compassion, a brother's protection, and a sister, 35, all combine to show Jen she is not alone."
Karen Tyler : Aw, sweetheart, of course you're not.
Sharon Tyler : I am not 35!
Karen Tyler : And you're not a lesbian, either, but you can't expect her to get every detail exactly perfect.
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Jaye : How come I only get five words on your inner flap?
Karen Tyler : Well, it's a blurb, dear. I'm only allowed a certain amount of words for that.
Jaye : Sure used up a lot of them on Aaron. He got 26 words. I got five. And one of mine's a digit.
Darrin Tyler : Jaye, sweetheart, don't parse the blurb.
Sharon Tyler : Really, though.
Jaye : Easy for you to say. You got 19.
Sharon Tyler : I counted 22.
Karen Tyler : Your brother and your sister are older than you. They require more words because they've lived more.
Jaye : Achieved more, you mean.
Karen Tyler : No. They've had more opportunity to excel. Your time will come.
Darrin Tyler : We're all looking forward to expanding your sentence.
Jaye : You know, I did actually graduate from Brown with a philosophy degree. I might even still have it somewhere.
