- Jack Arnold: [to Kevin, after he received good SAT grades] Proud of you, son.
- Wayne Arnold: Yeah, who would have thought our little Butthead would turn out to be an Egghead?
- [laughs]
- Jack Arnold: Wait a minute! Look! I got a hole in my sock.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Yep! No question about it. The place was going to pot!
- Kevin Arnold: [as Kevin and Winnie continue to argue about their SAT scores] Huh! So I'm stupid.
- Winnie Cooper: I didn't say you are stupid, I said you're acting stupid.
- Kevin Arnold: Oh, but I guess if I were as smart as you, I would know exactly what you were talking about, right?
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: All in all, I think you could say I was handling this rather maturely.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: [as Kevin & Winnie, and Jack & Norma drive home. Jack and Kevin are feeling chuffed with their bowling victory over the women] I guess the natural order had been restored. So, we could afford to be magnanimous.
- Kevin Arnold: By the way, congratulations on your SAT scores.
- Winnie Cooper: Thanks.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: I mean no sense being pig-headed. The way I saw it, the world was big enough for all of us.
- [scene changes to Kevin lying in bed]
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: And besides, so what if women could influence government, take over big business, alter domestic policy, dominate education, make the world a better place. In one important respect, we still had a lot to teach them...
- Kevin Arnold: [looks over at his bedside table] Yes!
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: [scene pans to the bowling scorecard sitting on Kevin 's bedside table] Yep, when it came to being jerks, they still had a lot to learn.
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: Meanwhile, back at the castle.
- Kevin Arnold: Dad?
- Jack Arnold: Hi.
- Kevin Arnold: What are you doing on the couch?
- Jack Arnold: You tell me! Women! Pfft!
- Kevin Arnold: Yeah, tell me about it!
- [Kevin sits down next to Jack on the couch]
- Jack Arnold: Know what I mean?
- Kevin Arnold: Yeah. Women!
- Jack Arnold: Yeah.
- Kevin Arnold: Pfft!
- [Kevin and Jack look at each other knowingly]
- Kevin Arnold - The Narrator: It was one of the most in-depth conversations on the subject to date.