Wayne goes to take his SAT's, but shocks his family when he decides to try and join the army instead. With The Vietnam War still going on, the Arnolds are afraid that Wayne could be shipped off, and into the war.
Did You Know?
Kevin says that Waynes SAT score was 317. It was never possible to score below 400 on the SAT, and it was also never possible to score something ending in a digit other than 0. In addition, you would have to really, really try to get below 700. Even then. See more
Look, I'm not gonna be around to take care of you anymore. Well see, the thing is, even when I'm not around I'm gonna be around. I mean I want you to have fun, get into trouble. Just don't be 'obsequious' or 'phlegmatic' and when you think of me, don't be 'lugubrious'
Kevin Arnold - The Narrator
Let's face it: the guy was no orator.