- Hamlin Rule: [having hypnotised Elena] Now, lay it on me: who is Diana Prince?
- Elena: She works for my father.
- Hamlin Rule: That's cool. And what kind of horn does your father blow?
- Elena: He's an agent for the I.A.D.C.
- Hamlin Rule: And she's an agent, too?
- [Elena nods]
- Hamlin Rule: That's not cool.
- Hamlin Rule: How about a little Rock & Roll, Diana Prince? Nothing like a little bubblegum to relax the bod.
- [turns on his music]
- Diana Prince: Who are you?
- Hamlin Rule: Hey, can't you get out of that secret agent bag? I'll crack the whip and you take the trip!
- Hamlin Rule: You handled things so well last night, I'm gonna see if you can take over completely from now on.
- Elena: I don't want to!
- Hamlin Rule: Oh, but you will. I guess it's time for a stronger serenade.
- Elena: And what do they say about two wrongs, Dad?
- Joe Atkinson: It's not my job to judge, Elena.
- Hamlin Rule: Oh, hey! I'm, I'm Hamlin Rule. I'm too hip to deal with any clichés about two wrongs.
- Joe Atkinson: [sticking his head around the corner of Diana's office door] You busy?
- Diana Prince: Oh, Joe! I was hoping it was you. How 'bout a cup of coffee?
- Joe Atkinson: I'm about to turn into a cup of coffee.
- Hamlin Rule: [surrounded by bikini girls] Little doves, hovering around my birdbath. It's charming, isn't it?
- Carl Schwartz: Aren't you afraid that we're going to get caught?
- Hamlin Rule: [re bikini girls] How are we going to get caught when it's these little birdies committing the robberies?
- Carl Schwartz: Where's the Prince chick?
- Wonder Woman: She spun away. I'd worry about myself if I were you!
- Carl Schwartz: [picking up a speaker] Let's just see how strong you really are, lady!
- [throws the speaker and Wonder Woman catches it]
- Carl Schwartz: Easy, now! Take it easy!
- [Wonder Woman throws the speaker, knocking Carl down. He attempts to punch Wonder Woman, but she ducks and he hits the microphone in the swivel stand. It swivels around and the stand's counterweight hits the back of his head, knocks him out cold and he falls to the floor]
- Wonder Woman: That's one way to use your head!
- [takes a piece of paper out of Carl's pants and it reveals the floor plan to the Cleft Concert Hall]
- Wonder Woman: Floor plans! To the Cleft Concert Hall!