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"Wonder Woman" Pot of Gold (TV Episode 1978) Poster

(TV Series)

(1978)

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Pat: [Wonder Woman inspects the empty box in which Bonelli's men had trapped Pat O'Hanlon] Would you be looking for someone, Miss Wonder Wonder?

Wonder Woman: [Looking puzzled] Well, yes. As a matter of fact, I was looking for you, Mr. O'Hanlon.

Pat: Oh, you thought I was one place, when actually I was somewhere else. A common enough mistake. That thief, Bonelli, thought the same thing.

Wonder Woman: What are you doing in here?

Pat: Getting me gold.

Wonder Woman: Well, if you had cooperated with Diana Prince before... she might've been able to help you.

Pat: [Pointing his finger at Wonder Woman] Don't you bandy words with me, Wonder Woman. You, of all people, should know the rules under which I must operate.

[Walks away, leaving Wonder Woman looking shocked after his smart-ass remark]

Wonder Woman: Well, eh, do you have any idea where they went?

Pat: If I knew that, do you think I'd be standing here?

Wonder Woman: Mr. O'Hanlon, this is the center of Bonelli's operations, isn't it?

Pat: It is that. Would care for a tour? Follow me, ma'am.

[Wonder Woman follows him to a desk]

Pat: Now here's where he conducted his business.

[starts looking through some papers]

Wonder Woman: Well, I think I might have an idea, where Mr. Thackery is conducting his.

Pat: Oh. Where's that?

Wonder Woman: [while scribbling on a pad with a pencil, to see what was written on the previous page] Well, if we're lucky, it's near here, and that's where the gold is headed. And so are we. By we I mean the IADC and several squad cars, Mr. O'Hanlon. 'Cause, I'd like for you to call Steve Trevor at the IADC, and...

[O'Hanlon has disappeared]

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Bonelli: Noone's gonna stop me from getting those plates. Especially not some stupid old shoemaker!

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Bonelli: [pointing a gun at Pat] What's the matter, old man? Don't you like my company?

Pat: Wel, I-i-it's the basement I don't like. Dark and secluded places, it... never did sit well with me.

Bonelli: Well that's just too bad. Because I don't know what else I can do with you except, eh...

[chuckles wickedly while walking up the stairs]

Bonelli: ... leave you down here.

Pat: No, please, Mr. Bonelli, don't do that. Use your gun, anything, but please, don't lock me up!

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Gino: [Diana is undercover as a security agent] I just can't get over it.

Diana Prince: What's that?

Gino: A woman being an agent with the AIDC.

Diana Prince: It's the IADC. What? You don't approve?

Gino: Oh, sure... It's just gonna take some time to get used to it.

Diana Prince: Well don't take too much time, Gino.

Gino: Why not?

Diana Prince: Well, you might get replaced. By a woman.

[wiggles her eyebrows]

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Pat: Now what did you do that for?

Wonder Woman: I just saved your life!

Pat: You let them get away, is what you did.

[puts on his hat]

Pat: Gah! Interfering women.

[gnashes his teeth]

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[last lines]

Wonder Woman: Mr. O'Hanlan, how did you do that?

Pat: Ah, we all have our little secrets, don't we, Miss Wonder Woman?

[Wonder Woman's smile tuns into a look of surprise, until O'Hanlan starts laughing. Then she flashes her enchanting smile just in time for the final freeze frame]

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Pat: Now, look, miss: I told the police and Wonder Woman everythin' that I know.

Diana Prince: Yes, but you didn't tell her what you were doing in the back of that truck.

Pat: I was goin' to rent the truck, and I accidentally locked myself i...

[he breaks off and looks narrowly at Diana]

Pat: Now how would you know what I told Wonder Woman?

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