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"Wonder Woman" Beauty on Parade (TV Episode 1976) Poster

(TV Series)

(1976)

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Diana Prince: Perhaps if we could get one of our own agents into that beauty contest...

Major Steve Trevor: ...We might flush 'em out. Take a really beautiful girl, though. Someone with all the right qualifications.

[chuckles]

Diana Prince: Well... I'd be willing to try...

Major Steve Trevor: Thanks, Diana. I'd know you'd do a wonderful job, but I'm afraid this calls for a really gorgeous girl, someone who looks great in a bathing suit.

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Wonder Woman: Steve, please be careful.

Major Steve Trevor: I'd like to be, there just isn't time.

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Major Steve Trevor: It's funny, but seeing you in that dress makes me realize you look like somebody.

Diana Prince: Who?

Major Steve Trevor: [thinks for a moment] Joan Crawford.

Diana Prince: Well, I'm very flattered, sir.

Major Steve Trevor: Around the ankles.

Diana Prince: [no longer flattered] Thanks.

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Rita: If sleep makes one beautiful, then all of you must have had insomnia for years!

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Jack Wood: Listen, are they treating you girls all right?

[the girls enthusiastically indicate they do]

Jack Wood: Aw nuts, and I wore a rubber shirt so that you could cry on my shoulder.

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Jack Wood: [to Diana] Meet me tonight on the firing range at twelve o'clock. Bring an evening gown and some bananas, because when I monkey around, I use real monkeys.

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Lola Flynn: I can't let that happen. That's got to be stopped, now!

Monty Burns: It's not possible, Lola, dear. First because you're in this up to your fast wrinkling neck, and second because it's too late. It's already started.

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Jack Wood: And how about that for a double-jointed baby doll? I mean, fold yourself up and wait for me in my glove-compartment.

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Bad guy with gun: Look, it's Wonder Woman!

Major Steve Trevor: There's our luck, General, and it never came in a more beautiful package.

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Etta Candy: I still don't understand what happened to Diana, Steve. She was supposed to be in the beauty contest.

Major Steve Trevor: Well, it's simple, Etta. When she found she'd have to share the stage with Wonder Woman, poor kid probably threw in the sponge. Ah, but what woman wouldn't? Wonder Woman is just too much.

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