Representative Kirby Seizmore: Look, I am sorry, this is not some little beauty contest where you can win me over with your big knockers and dazzling smile.
Suzanne Sugarbaker: Really? Cuz I gotta tell you, I have been wondering.
[When her diary is subpoenaed, Suzanne tries to get Anthony to dispose of it]
Suzanne Sugarbaker: Do you know O.J. Simpson?
Anthony Bouvier: No, I do not know O.J. Simpson. Why do you think all black people know each other?
Suzanne Sugarbaker: I don't know. I just think he obviously found a very good place for his clothes and that knife.
Anthony Bouvier: Alleged clothes and knife.
Suzanne Sugarbaker: Whatever. It'd just be so great if I could just stick my diary with his stuff!