- Mel Profitt: Talking to vince "Elvis Is leaving us"
- Susan Profitt: Why?
- Mel Profitt: He wanna go home to guido
- Susan Profitt: Who's guido?
- Mel Profitt: Doing a Marlon Brando voice "The Mob The OutFit the don prevdo kiss my ring"
- Roger LoCocco: You know, it's going to be a major disappointment in my life if I don''t get a chance to kill that guy.