- Antonio Scarpacci: [Agreeing to chauffeur Carlton Blanchard for an evening] OK, I'll do it on ONE condition: that you never, EVER speak to me!
- Carlton Blanchard: My lips are sealed!
- [Makes a lip-sealing gesture]
- Carlton Blanchard: Here's a question: if they actually DID seal somebody's lips, would he have to belch through his nose?
- [Shrugs, as Antonio looks at Helen, dumbfounded]
- Lewis: So, Alex, here's one for ya: What WINKS and makes love like a tiger?
- [Gives her a sleezy wink]
- Alex Lambert: I've been at boot camp - I can HURT you!
- Lewis: I'm a SALESMAN - no, you CAN'T!